Dust Off Your Santa Suit – It’s Almost Time!
And a tip for where to stay for any out of town Santas
Howdy Santa,
And a joyous welcome to all the new Santa subscriptions! You’re exactly where you need to be.
Have you polished your jingle bells and dusted off your Santa suit yet? I’m seriously considering an upgrade this year. But let’s be honest—there’s something timeless (and delightfully anonymous) about rocking the classic Santa suit and pants, don’t you think?
Now, I know LA is a sprawling wonderland, and when we say “It’s a Metro year,” you might think Santa could start just about anywhere. You’re not wrong. But don’t worry, I’m not here to spill the tea about our never-before-visited starting location just yet. Stick with me for another week, and all will be revealed.
That said, I can share an insider tip about where to end your night in Santa style. It’s one of the coolest indie hotels in Koreatown: The LINE | LA! And it’s convenient to a Metro stop!
Now before you say, “Is Santa shilling hotel rooms now?” let me assure you, this isn’t some capitalist tie-in. However I did find out they’re offering a jolly good 35% discount through tomorrow (Dec 4)*. Rooms are <$200, even with all the taxes and fees! And since that’s where I, Santa Vescent, will be resting my merry head, I figured I’d let you in on the deal.
No pressure. Santa’s all about options!
Whether you’re staying at The LINE, pitching a tent in the North Pole (or, uh, North Hollywood), or heading back to your cozy sleigh with your polar bear hookup (true story!), we’ll see you in all your jolly glory on Saturday, December 14th at Noon.
Until then, HO!
The Real OG Cacophony Santacon 2024
Photo screen-shotted from the LA Times, circa 2008, kinda looks like Mariachi Plaza
*if you have troubles with the discount rate, just reply back and Santa will try to work his magic